1 00:00:00,432 --> 00:00:02,083 Previously on "Ugly Betty"... 2 00:00:02,183 --> 00:00:04,850 Why would you ever agree to help Wilhelmina? 3 00:00:04,950 --> 00:00:06,277 Can we talk about it? 4 00:00:06,377 --> 00:00:08,100 - Hi, daddy. - Alex? 5 00:00:08,200 --> 00:00:10,981 Bradford Meade won't be able to keep his hands off you. 6 00:00:11,081 --> 00:00:12,252 That's the idea. 7 00:00:12,352 --> 00:00:14,903 - I saw you acting crazy and I-- - Your day is over! 8 00:00:15,172 --> 00:00:16,208 Punch out! 9 00:00:16,308 --> 00:00:19,035 So are you giving Petra the May cover or the June? 10 00:00:19,138 --> 00:00:20,680 What, are you also her manager? 11 00:00:20,784 --> 00:00:21,972 I'm her mother. 12 00:00:22,071 --> 00:00:23,466 Petra is 16? 13 00:00:23,563 --> 00:00:26,369 You didn't ask to see I.D., did you? 14 00:00:26,469 --> 00:00:27,272 It's Daniel. 15 00:00:27,376 --> 00:00:28,813 Sounds like he might be in trouble. 16 00:00:28,918 --> 00:00:30,193 I've punched out. 17 00:00:50,236 --> 00:00:52,662 Ay, Betty! What are you doing here? 18 00:00:52,765 --> 00:00:53,871 I sleep here! 19 00:00:53,978 --> 00:00:55,660 What are you doing sneaking in my window 20 00:00:55,768 --> 00:00:57,112 like you're back in high school? 21 00:00:57,217 --> 00:00:59,802 I was out last night... with Santos. 22 00:00:59,905 --> 00:01:02,100 But I don't want papi to know, or Justin, yet. 23 00:01:02,208 --> 00:01:04,330 I mean, I-I don't even know if this is "I love you" 24 00:01:04,435 --> 00:01:06,940 or just, you know, "I love you naked." 25 00:01:07,245 --> 00:01:09,142 Okay, so, you are back in high school. 26 00:01:09,848 --> 00:01:12,211 What are you doing here anyway? Aren't you supposed to be at work? 27 00:01:12,246 --> 00:01:13,813 I'm calling in sick. 28 00:01:14,206 --> 00:01:16,561 Oh, what, are you still mad at everyone there? 29 00:01:16,665 --> 00:01:18,160 Why wouldn't I be? 30 00:01:18,267 --> 00:01:20,710 Christina's my best friend. I confided things to her, 31 00:01:20,818 --> 00:01:22,462 and she went and told Wilhelmina. 32 00:01:22,566 --> 00:01:25,402 And Daniel told me to butt out of his life, 33 00:01:25,508 --> 00:01:27,510 that I'm just his secretary. 34 00:01:28,807 --> 00:01:29,873 And Henry... 35 00:01:29,977 --> 00:01:31,332 Well, what did he do? 36 00:01:31,577 --> 00:01:32,673 Nothing. 37 00:01:33,417 --> 00:01:34,932 But he has a girlfriend, 38 00:01:35,286 --> 00:01:37,483 and that's just the cherry on the sundae. 39 00:01:39,006 --> 00:01:40,722 Would you like a sundae? 40 00:01:41,497 --> 00:01:42,501 Maybe. 41 00:01:42,606 --> 00:01:45,530 Well, tough. It's Monday. Go to work. Be an adult. 42 00:01:45,636 --> 00:01:47,710 Said the girl with a leaf in her hair. 43 00:01:48,055 --> 00:01:51,130 I'm just saying, a job is not about making friends. 44 00:01:51,235 --> 00:01:52,613 It's about making money... 45 00:01:52,856 --> 00:01:54,541 and stealing office supplies. 46 00:01:54,706 --> 00:01:56,931 By the way, we're out of coffee filters. 47 00:02:00,346 --> 00:02:03,413 Well, that's certainly a nice way to wake up in the morning. 48 00:02:03,747 --> 00:02:06,833 Think of me as your caf� au lait. 49 00:02:09,278 --> 00:02:10,931 I wish I didn't have to leave. 50 00:02:12,105 --> 00:02:14,611 I am not looking forward to my meeting with Alex. 51 00:02:14,716 --> 00:02:17,020 Oh, you poor dear. 52 00:02:17,126 --> 00:02:18,703 You wanna talk about it? 53 00:02:19,128 --> 00:02:21,573 No, no. It's my problem. I'll deal with it. 54 00:02:21,676 --> 00:02:24,281 Bradford, I hope you don't just think of me 55 00:02:24,387 --> 00:02:26,312 as your morning pick-me-up. 56 00:02:26,416 --> 00:02:29,921 I'd like to think I'm an important part of your life... 57 00:02:30,028 --> 00:02:32,870 someone you can talk to. 58 00:02:34,287 --> 00:02:37,463 You know, if you really wanna take my mind off things... 59 00:02:39,698 --> 00:02:42,183 the postman can always ring twice. 60 00:02:44,126 --> 00:02:47,671 Ah, the miracle of modern medicine. 61 00:02:48,447 --> 00:02:50,170 I already told you, Mr. Meade. 62 00:02:50,276 --> 00:02:52,532 Either you put my daughter on the cover of "Mode," 63 00:02:52,638 --> 00:02:54,640 or I tell the police that you like to... 64 00:02:54,747 --> 00:02:57,582 how you say... play in the minor leagues. 65 00:02:58,135 --> 00:03:00,192 Stop laughing. You'll get wrinkles. 66 00:03:06,257 --> 00:03:09,152 Uh, look. I put together some money. 67 00:03:09,256 --> 00:03:11,270 There's $75,000. 68 00:03:11,375 --> 00:03:13,422 Is that enough to forget this ever happened? 69 00:03:13,527 --> 00:03:15,510 This isn't about money! 70 00:03:15,617 --> 00:03:17,382 This is about Petra's career. 71 00:03:17,487 --> 00:03:20,412 She's going to be the next Kate Moss, but not such a piggy. 72 00:03:20,515 --> 00:03:21,892 Okay, look. 73 00:03:22,065 --> 00:03:25,743 We have a big photo shoot today with our sister magazine, "Mode Brazil." 74 00:03:25,847 --> 00:03:27,601 I think I can probably get you in. 75 00:03:27,705 --> 00:03:29,721 Ooh, I already have the wax. 76 00:03:30,546 --> 00:03:32,322 Shut up, Petra. 77 00:03:33,418 --> 00:03:35,371 Nice try, Mr. Meade, 78 00:03:35,476 --> 00:03:39,011 but she is not interested in a corner picture on page 80. 79 00:03:39,115 --> 00:03:41,251 It's the cover or jail. 80 00:03:41,688 --> 00:03:43,893 Come on, Petra. You must be starving. 81 00:03:43,997 --> 00:03:45,750 Let's get you a club soda. 82 00:03:59,858 --> 00:04:02,380 Suck it up. It's just a job. 83 00:04:08,507 --> 00:04:10,852 Betty, I'm so glad you're here. 84 00:04:11,618 --> 00:04:15,113 Isabella from bungalow 8 called. Apparently you left your pants there Tuesday night. 85 00:04:15,196 --> 00:04:15,823 Betty... 86 00:04:15,925 --> 00:04:17,943 Monique wants to know if you're taking her to the Soho House on Friday. 87 00:04:17,975 --> 00:04:20,021 Otherwise, Wilmer Valderrama's in second position. 88 00:04:20,128 --> 00:04:21,740 Can't we talk about Friday night? 89 00:04:21,845 --> 00:04:24,272 Not necessary. Oh, and the cafeteria's out of bagels, 90 00:04:24,375 --> 00:04:27,053 so I'm going down to the kiosk to get your bagel. Can I get you something else? 91 00:04:27,085 --> 00:04:29,362 You're really not gonna let me say anything? 92 00:04:29,467 --> 00:04:30,431 You said it already. 93 00:04:30,537 --> 00:04:32,050 You're my boss, and I'm just your assistant. 94 00:04:32,088 --> 00:04:33,453 I'll be back in ten. 95 00:04:36,537 --> 00:04:39,802 If I ever get my hands on the man who invented these things-- 96 00:04:39,905 --> 00:04:41,941 and let me assure you, it was a man. 97 00:04:42,047 --> 00:04:44,323 Here. Find something to replace them with. 98 00:04:44,427 --> 00:04:45,851 Anything but cyanide. 99 00:04:45,955 --> 00:04:47,400 I need him alive... 100 00:04:47,505 --> 00:04:50,331 just not all of him alive. 101 00:04:50,437 --> 00:04:53,131 So lil' Bradford's keeping you up at night? 102 00:04:53,238 --> 00:04:54,603 I try to nod off, 103 00:04:54,707 --> 00:04:58,341 and when the finish line approaches, he starts howling like a wounded beagle. 104 00:04:58,447 --> 00:05:01,103 Sexy. Is it really worth it? 105 00:05:01,205 --> 00:05:04,600 Well, the only way I can run this empire is if I marry that horn dog. 106 00:05:04,706 --> 00:05:08,633 Well, what about Claire-- the current Mrs. Horn Dog? 107 00:05:08,737 --> 00:05:10,220 First things first. 108 00:05:10,326 --> 00:05:13,803 Willie, I'm not an expert about moving past the sex, because-- 109 00:05:13,905 --> 00:05:14,783 well, why? 110 00:05:14,885 --> 00:05:17,243 But if you wanna move from mistress to missus, 111 00:05:17,347 --> 00:05:19,152 maybe you should make yourself a little more indispensable. 112 00:05:19,188 --> 00:05:22,391 You know, find the thorn in his paw and pull it out. 113 00:05:22,725 --> 00:05:25,443 Out of the mouths of gays. 114 00:05:30,566 --> 00:05:32,820 A check for $10 million? 115 00:05:32,926 --> 00:05:34,190 It's all yours... 116 00:05:34,827 --> 00:05:36,511 if you resign from "Mode" 117 00:05:36,618 --> 00:05:38,652 and disappear, for good this time. 118 00:05:38,757 --> 00:05:40,903 So you called me in here to buy me off? 119 00:05:41,007 --> 00:05:42,950 I have one child now--Daniel. 120 00:05:43,058 --> 00:05:44,440 I want him in charge of "Mode." 121 00:05:44,545 --> 00:05:46,973 You stupid son of a bitch. 122 00:05:47,526 --> 00:05:49,312 You don't get it, do you? 123 00:05:52,066 --> 00:05:56,370 I'm not going anywhere until I make you pay for everything you've done to me. 124 00:05:58,386 --> 00:06:00,500 Spend your money on something else. 125 00:06:07,007 --> 00:06:08,843 Good morning, sloppy. 126 00:06:09,128 --> 00:06:11,003 What? I said good morning. 127 00:06:11,106 --> 00:06:14,603 You got messages. Christina called, like, 1,200 times. 128 00:06:14,706 --> 00:06:16,401 I'm pretty sure she was drunk dialing. 129 00:06:16,506 --> 00:06:18,660 And your nerd lover keeps sniffing around. 130 00:06:18,766 --> 00:06:20,313 Henry is not my lover. 131 00:06:20,418 --> 00:06:23,453 And just throw away the messages from Christina. 132 00:06:23,555 --> 00:06:26,730 Ooh, someone's got their bitch on. 133 00:06:32,567 --> 00:06:33,621 Tavares. 134 00:06:33,728 --> 00:06:37,480 I'm here to see Wilhelmina Slater. I have a 9:00 to show her my new designs. 135 00:06:37,585 --> 00:06:39,043 Take a seat. 136 00:06:41,316 --> 00:06:42,803 Fierce. 137 00:06:43,616 --> 00:06:45,120 Fierce back. 138 00:06:47,226 --> 00:06:50,213 So wait. You go to court with this lawyer next month, and that's it? 139 00:06:50,317 --> 00:06:51,340 You're a citizen? 140 00:06:51,445 --> 00:06:54,601 Pretty much. My new lawyer says I'm on the fast track. 141 00:06:54,707 --> 00:06:56,681 That's great. We need a party... 142 00:06:56,787 --> 00:06:58,150 with a theme. 143 00:06:59,015 --> 00:07:00,740 "Crossing the border." 144 00:07:00,844 --> 00:07:03,572 We'll have a big fence at the door and make everyone climb over it. 145 00:07:03,701 --> 00:07:04,946 You do that. 146 00:07:05,503 --> 00:07:07,219 - Hey, mom. - Good morning. 147 00:07:07,509 --> 00:07:09,591 Lose the earrings. Too big. Bye! 148 00:07:10,247 --> 00:07:11,393 Morning, papi. 149 00:07:11,498 --> 00:07:14,761 No time for breakfast. I gotta be at the cosmetology institute at 10:00. 150 00:07:14,868 --> 00:07:16,660 If you're late, they make you sweep the hair. 151 00:07:16,737 --> 00:07:18,243 You look a little tired. 152 00:07:18,618 --> 00:07:20,871 Oh, I didn't get much sleep last night. 153 00:07:20,976 --> 00:07:23,863 I started watching Suzanne Somers' "QVC Slumber Party." 154 00:07:23,965 --> 00:07:27,101 See, she wears pajamas and she makes everybody waffles. 155 00:07:27,205 --> 00:07:30,392 And she had this one woman from Virginia named Tammy Lynn 156 00:07:30,497 --> 00:07:31,922 who said the funniest thing-- 157 00:07:32,026 --> 00:07:35,212 You do realize you put in too many details when you lie? 158 00:07:35,316 --> 00:07:38,100 I know. Damn it! Why can't I stop? 159 00:07:38,205 --> 00:07:39,360 Hilda. 160 00:07:39,468 --> 00:07:41,052 You went out with Santos. 161 00:07:41,158 --> 00:07:42,973 I heard you climb the drainpipe. 162 00:07:43,076 --> 00:07:46,461 Did he at least walk you to it and give you a boost? 163 00:07:46,567 --> 00:07:49,990 Okay, so I was with Santos. So what? 164 00:07:50,098 --> 00:07:52,182 I'm not a kid anymore. I can do what I want. 165 00:07:52,287 --> 00:07:53,882 That's your problem, mija. 166 00:07:53,988 --> 00:07:56,451 You never think things through. 167 00:07:56,557 --> 00:07:58,180 You never let up! 168 00:07:58,287 --> 00:07:59,830 God, I hate this house! 169 00:07:59,938 --> 00:08:01,892 I'm so out of here when I'm 40! 170 00:08:05,337 --> 00:08:06,730 You got I.D.? 171 00:08:08,618 --> 00:08:11,692 Oh, hello. You are the man from the office. 172 00:08:17,715 --> 00:08:21,120 Hi. Can I get an onion bagel? Lightly toasted, with a dollop of cream cheese-- 173 00:08:21,225 --> 00:08:24,231 not a smidge, not a smear, but a dollop. He's very specific. 174 00:08:26,335 --> 00:08:28,513 Don't you understand? I-I have to work. 175 00:08:28,617 --> 00:08:31,501 What are you waiting for? Hurry up. Slap it on. I gotta get out of here. 176 00:08:31,608 --> 00:08:33,111 Betty. Hi. 177 00:08:33,215 --> 00:08:34,403 We didn't see you. 178 00:08:34,506 --> 00:08:35,430 Hi. 179 00:08:35,535 --> 00:08:37,823 Sorry for the sad face. We're fighting. 180 00:08:37,928 --> 00:08:40,133 You don't have to tell everyone we meet we're fighting. 181 00:08:40,235 --> 00:08:41,360 It's just Betty. 182 00:08:41,466 --> 00:08:44,891 Oh, oh, Betty, if you moved halfway across the country 183 00:08:44,998 --> 00:08:46,373 to be with the person you loved, 184 00:08:46,475 --> 00:08:48,331 wouldn't you want him to come home from the office 185 00:08:48,367 --> 00:08:50,540 at a normal time every once in a while, hmm? 186 00:08:50,646 --> 00:08:52,882 Oh, and Betty, what would you do if you had a girlfriend 187 00:08:52,986 --> 00:08:55,432 who relied on you for absolutely everything? 188 00:08:56,517 --> 00:08:58,813 Um, I don't know. 189 00:08:58,917 --> 00:09:01,520 I'm still trying to figure out, why does an onion bagel 190 00:09:01,628 --> 00:09:02,883 cost more than a raisin bagel? 191 00:09:02,987 --> 00:09:04,361 I gotta go. Bye. 192 00:09:16,507 --> 00:09:18,143 Oh. It's you. 193 00:09:18,248 --> 00:09:20,152 Uh... look... 194 00:09:20,568 --> 00:09:24,330 can we please talk because I am really, really sorry. 195 00:09:24,436 --> 00:09:27,292 You know what? I need to get this to Daniel. I'm gonna take the stairs. 196 00:09:32,436 --> 00:09:34,812 Hmm? No, I don't think so. 197 00:09:34,918 --> 00:09:37,532 Betty! Listen, about earlier-- 198 00:09:37,638 --> 00:09:39,811 Betty! I really need to explain. 199 00:09:39,917 --> 00:09:43,133 Betty! You can't just stop speaking to me. 200 00:09:43,236 --> 00:09:44,233 - Betty! - Betty! 201 00:09:44,338 --> 00:09:46,051 - Betty! - Betty! 202 00:09:46,527 --> 00:09:47,990 - There she is! - Betty! 203 00:09:48,097 --> 00:09:50,742 - Oh, get her! - I can smell her. 204 00:09:50,847 --> 00:09:52,102 Stop! 205 00:09:52,385 --> 00:09:54,241 I'm sick. I'm going home. 206 00:09:58,436 --> 00:10:00,433 Transcript : Raceman 207 00:10:00,538 --> 00:10:02,353 Subtitles : Willow's Team 208 00:10:02,458 --> 00:10:04,881 www.forom.com 209 00:10:14,187 --> 00:10:17,863 Well, well, well. Look who decided to make a surprise appearance. 210 00:10:17,966 --> 00:10:20,461 Well, this is an editorial meeting. I am editor-in-chief. 211 00:10:20,568 --> 00:10:21,593 Why wouldn't I be here? 212 00:10:21,695 --> 00:10:23,372 No open bar, to start with. 213 00:10:23,476 --> 00:10:26,403 Well, I think I just saved next month's issue. 214 00:10:26,505 --> 00:10:28,901 Meet your new cover girl. Bam! 215 00:10:29,007 --> 00:10:30,280 Bam? 216 00:10:30,568 --> 00:10:32,283 I can't believe I was ever a guy. 217 00:10:33,407 --> 00:10:37,672 Daniel, this girl's biggest credit is a toothpaste ad in the Ukraine. 218 00:10:38,668 --> 00:10:40,962 You want me to bump Scarlett Johansson for her? 219 00:10:41,067 --> 00:10:44,380 Scarlet Johansson? Tired. 220 00:10:46,706 --> 00:10:48,580 Oh, I get it. 221 00:10:48,687 --> 00:10:52,421 You got this chick in bed by offering her the cover. 222 00:10:52,567 --> 00:10:54,202 Forget it. It's been set for weeks. 223 00:10:54,305 --> 00:10:56,061 I control half this magazine. 224 00:10:56,167 --> 00:10:58,063 I want her on the cover. 225 00:10:58,166 --> 00:11:00,530 And I control the half that actually does the work, 226 00:11:00,638 --> 00:11:03,442 and I'm saying no freaking way. 227 00:11:13,836 --> 00:11:15,890 I know this is a little uncomfortable, 228 00:11:15,995 --> 00:11:17,921 but rinsing the hair with cold water 229 00:11:18,025 --> 00:11:20,602 closes the cuticles and smoothes the hair. 230 00:11:24,337 --> 00:11:25,953 Hey, Hilda. 231 00:11:26,057 --> 00:11:26,840 Hey. 232 00:11:26,948 --> 00:11:28,240 Hey, aunt Betty. 233 00:11:28,508 --> 00:11:29,703 Why aren't you in school? 234 00:11:29,806 --> 00:11:32,760 I agreed to let him skip gym if he agreed to be my hair model. 235 00:11:32,867 --> 00:11:34,561 She made me do a couple push-ups. 236 00:11:34,965 --> 00:11:36,413 Why aren't you at work? 237 00:11:36,517 --> 00:11:38,681 Well, I tried. 238 00:11:39,128 --> 00:11:40,790 But I-I couldn't suck it up. 239 00:11:40,895 --> 00:11:42,642 It was just really hard. 240 00:11:42,847 --> 00:11:45,092 I don't know. Maybe I should just quit. 241 00:11:45,197 --> 00:11:48,010 Justin, go towel off. You, sit. 242 00:11:48,655 --> 00:11:50,490 They say that 50% of this job is listening, 243 00:11:50,598 --> 00:11:54,123 and you are in desperate need of hairapy. 244 00:12:02,365 --> 00:12:03,941 Ms. Slater... 245 00:12:04,047 --> 00:12:05,600 - Do I know you? - Uh, no. 246 00:12:05,707 --> 00:12:07,331 Then stop talking to me. 247 00:12:08,928 --> 00:12:11,661 - I guess my meeting is canceled. - Don't take it personally. 248 00:12:11,768 --> 00:12:14,240 She once made Dolce wait for three hours and Gabbana for five. 249 00:12:14,296 --> 00:12:16,580 She hates Gabbana. She never forgave him 250 00:12:16,686 --> 00:12:18,742 for something that she can't remember. 251 00:12:18,846 --> 00:12:19,981 Marc! 252 00:12:21,488 --> 00:12:22,753 Bulgy. 253 00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:28,442 Well... it was great while it lasted. 254 00:12:28,616 --> 00:12:29,813 See ya. 255 00:12:30,076 --> 00:12:31,201 Hey, wait. 256 00:12:31,666 --> 00:12:33,873 I actually feel bad for you. 257 00:12:33,975 --> 00:12:35,861 And I never feel bad for anyone. 258 00:12:35,965 --> 00:12:37,131 Here. 259 00:12:37,497 --> 00:12:42,162 You can have Tuesday at 10:00. 260 00:12:42,517 --> 00:12:45,002 Lindsay'll be back in rehab by then, anyway. 261 00:12:45,106 --> 00:12:46,703 I don't know how to thank you. 262 00:12:46,805 --> 00:12:48,162 Wait, I do. 263 00:12:53,786 --> 00:12:55,800 Here--for you. 264 00:12:55,908 --> 00:12:59,722 Only that would do this justice, anyway. 265 00:12:59,826 --> 00:13:02,413 Mm, you are so right. 266 00:13:04,478 --> 00:13:08,862 Oh, if I were a gay guy, I would so tap that. 267 00:13:24,068 --> 00:13:26,103 Girls, smile! 268 00:13:26,266 --> 00:13:28,933 My concept is about sun and fun. 269 00:13:29,037 --> 00:13:30,741 This is no about global warming. 270 00:13:30,846 --> 00:13:33,400 It's about tan lines. Okay? Listen. 271 00:13:33,845 --> 00:13:34,961 Yeah. 272 00:13:35,728 --> 00:13:38,473 So which one's the creative director from "Mode Brazil"? 273 00:13:41,226 --> 00:13:42,593 Oh, my god. 274 00:13:42,695 --> 00:13:46,063 When I die, have me cremated and sprinkled all over his body. 275 00:13:46,165 --> 00:13:47,452 Messages, please. 276 00:13:47,555 --> 00:13:49,773 Your lunch with Donna is canceled. 277 00:13:49,877 --> 00:13:52,610 Liz from Comme Des Gar�ons needs to talk to you ASAP. 278 00:13:52,717 --> 00:13:56,592 And, uh, oh, ta-da! Here you go. 279 00:13:56,697 --> 00:13:59,372 He won't even be able to keep the remote up tonight. 280 00:13:59,476 --> 00:14:01,192 What'd you replace them with? 281 00:14:01,296 --> 00:14:03,202 It's better if you don't know. 282 00:14:03,305 --> 00:14:05,052 I'm just kidding. It's mints. 283 00:14:07,827 --> 00:14:11,002 Oh, my god. When I die, I wanna be cremated and spri-- 284 00:14:11,105 --> 00:14:12,463 Already did it. 285 00:14:12,607 --> 00:14:14,452 Amanda, where did you get that jacket? 286 00:14:14,555 --> 00:14:17,093 A new up-and-coming designer--Tavares. 287 00:14:17,197 --> 00:14:18,720 No last name, 'cause he's that good. 288 00:14:18,825 --> 00:14:20,633 Well, the buttons totally ruin the line, 289 00:14:20,737 --> 00:14:22,981 but besides that, I don't hate it. 290 00:14:23,085 --> 00:14:24,613 Why don't I know about him? 291 00:14:24,717 --> 00:14:27,560 Oh, um, well, he... he-- 292 00:14:27,668 --> 00:14:29,893 I think he's in your book for Tuesday. 293 00:14:30,566 --> 00:14:32,180 Good work, Marc. 294 00:14:32,307 --> 00:14:34,582 Yeah, Marc. Good work. 295 00:14:34,837 --> 00:14:37,693 That is wrong... wrong. 296 00:14:37,898 --> 00:14:39,893 Take five. Uh, touch-ups? 297 00:14:39,997 --> 00:14:44,333 Why don't you go and ask someone what global warming is? 298 00:14:48,335 --> 00:14:50,730 I think your models are depressed. 299 00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:53,042 Everyone in New York is depressed. 300 00:14:53,148 --> 00:14:55,410 In my country, a woman buries her husband, 301 00:14:55,517 --> 00:14:57,660 throws on a bikini and goes to the beach. 302 00:14:58,157 --> 00:15:01,290 But a black bikini, because she still has to mourn. 303 00:15:01,687 --> 00:15:03,373 Yeah, of course. 304 00:15:04,148 --> 00:15:07,770 Rodrigo Veloso, creative director of "Mode Brazil" 305 00:15:09,165 --> 00:15:10,621 - Alexis-- - Meade. 306 00:15:10,725 --> 00:15:14,093 I always know the name of the most beautiful woman in the room. 307 00:15:17,286 --> 00:15:19,780 I mean, clearly, they're not my friends. 308 00:15:19,887 --> 00:15:21,640 Maybe I should just start over, 309 00:15:21,745 --> 00:15:24,160 find new people who won't let me down. 310 00:15:24,267 --> 00:15:25,462 What is that? 311 00:15:25,568 --> 00:15:27,430 That's my wise hairdresser's nod. 312 00:15:27,537 --> 00:15:29,960 They say you gotta do it, even if you're not listening. 313 00:15:30,068 --> 00:15:32,310 I was, I was. Calm down. 314 00:15:32,418 --> 00:15:33,800 And you know what I think? 315 00:15:34,105 --> 00:15:36,062 You're too hard on your friends. 316 00:15:36,168 --> 00:15:37,723 - Are you kidding me? - You are! 317 00:15:37,828 --> 00:15:40,632 - You always have been. - You are, aunt Betty. 318 00:15:41,285 --> 00:15:43,432 You guys don't know what you're talking about. 319 00:15:43,537 --> 00:15:44,711 I'm out of here. 320 00:15:44,816 --> 00:15:47,343 Okay. Well, I have two words for you-- 321 00:15:47,446 --> 00:15:49,860 Trina Dipaolo. 322 00:15:54,268 --> 00:15:56,723 Mr. Meade. Uh, Daniel? 323 00:15:57,206 --> 00:15:58,961 If you're looking for Betty, she's not here. 324 00:15:59,008 --> 00:16:01,001 Yeah, I know. It's not-- 325 00:16:01,986 --> 00:16:06,482 It's just about the $75,000 check I cut for you. 326 00:16:06,587 --> 00:16:09,613 It's kind of a big "miscellaneous expense," 327 00:16:09,716 --> 00:16:11,321 so if you could just tell me what it's for. 328 00:16:11,356 --> 00:16:14,151 Henry, you don't have to hide it. 329 00:16:14,455 --> 00:16:15,991 You can have the check back. 330 00:16:17,127 --> 00:16:18,922 I'm not gonna need it in prison. 331 00:16:26,956 --> 00:16:29,633 I can't believe you would even say that name to me. 332 00:16:29,737 --> 00:16:30,831 Who's Trina Dipaolo? 333 00:16:30,936 --> 00:16:33,433 Betty's best friend in high school, until she ended it. 334 00:16:33,538 --> 00:16:34,321 No. 335 00:16:34,428 --> 00:16:38,172 Trina is the one who ended it, when she ruined our anti-prom. 336 00:16:38,276 --> 00:16:39,773 What's an anti-prom? 337 00:16:39,878 --> 00:16:43,311 It was our celebration of how much we hated the prom. 338 00:16:43,418 --> 00:16:44,932 I loved my prom. 339 00:16:45,037 --> 00:16:49,882 And nine months later, I had a wonderful reminder of it. 340 00:16:50,415 --> 00:16:53,342 Trina and I planned our anti-prom for months. 341 00:16:53,446 --> 00:16:56,092 We knew no boys were gonna ask us, so we stayed home 342 00:16:56,198 --> 00:16:59,023 and we ate cookie dough and we rented "Carrie"... 343 00:16:59,125 --> 00:17:00,472 Classic girl rage. 344 00:17:00,606 --> 00:17:02,691 Okay, do you wanna hear what happened or not? 345 00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:05,053 So we were sitting on the couch watching "Carrie." 346 00:17:05,158 --> 00:17:06,493 Okay, can I look? 347 00:17:06,597 --> 00:17:08,000 Can I look? 348 00:17:08,108 --> 00:17:11,410 Oh, my god. You two losers are actually doing this? 349 00:17:11,517 --> 00:17:14,093 Yeah, the gym teacher just got cut in half. You can look now. 350 00:17:15,637 --> 00:17:17,490 - Trina! - Move over. 351 00:17:17,597 --> 00:17:18,802 - It's not funny. - Move. 352 00:17:18,905 --> 00:17:21,863 Oh, my god. John Travolta was hot. 353 00:17:21,965 --> 00:17:23,362 What happened? 354 00:17:23,466 --> 00:17:25,101 And then Trina got a phone call, 355 00:17:25,207 --> 00:17:28,313 and it turned into one of the worst nights of my life. 356 00:17:28,417 --> 00:17:30,221 You're leaving me to go to the prom? 357 00:17:30,328 --> 00:17:31,832 Betty, it's Sam Pappas. 358 00:17:31,935 --> 00:17:34,261 I've had a crush on him since he put gum in my hair. 359 00:17:34,365 --> 00:17:37,140 His date got chicken pox, and he has no one else to go with. 360 00:17:37,246 --> 00:17:38,701 It's a prom night miracle. 361 00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:41,073 But we made a pact in yearbook committee. 362 00:17:41,177 --> 00:17:43,341 This is our anti-prom... 363 00:17:43,446 --> 00:17:46,691 You're sad and pathetic and will never have a boyfriend. 364 00:17:47,398 --> 00:17:48,931 Traitor. 365 00:18:05,657 --> 00:18:07,032 Pig's blood? 366 00:18:07,145 --> 00:18:08,911 Okay, I was there, 367 00:18:09,018 --> 00:18:10,812 and that is not what happened at all. 368 00:18:10,915 --> 00:18:13,380 Listen, we made a pact in yearbook committee. 369 00:18:13,488 --> 00:18:15,033 This is our anti-prom! 370 00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:17,521 I know. And I know it's sad and pathetic, 371 00:18:17,627 --> 00:18:20,792 but this is the closest I'll ever get to having a boyfriend. 372 00:18:20,896 --> 00:18:22,790 Just go, you traitor. 373 00:18:26,428 --> 00:18:28,673 Please understand. Betty-- 374 00:18:34,068 --> 00:18:37,123 Okay, maybe I embellished a little. 375 00:18:37,227 --> 00:18:39,850 But it may as well have been pig's blood. That's what it felt like. 376 00:18:39,887 --> 00:18:42,280 Aunt Betty, you are so theater. 377 00:18:42,385 --> 00:18:43,953 Betty, she called you for days, 378 00:18:44,056 --> 00:18:45,583 and you never returned her phone calls. 379 00:18:45,615 --> 00:18:48,021 You just totally shut her out because she made one mistake. 380 00:18:48,128 --> 00:18:49,153 Well, it was a big one. 381 00:18:49,257 --> 00:18:51,602 Yeah? Was it worth it? 382 00:18:53,036 --> 00:18:54,902 How was the rest of your school year? 383 00:18:55,008 --> 00:18:56,572 Who'd you eat lunch with? 384 00:18:56,918 --> 00:18:58,770 - The lunch ladies. - Was it Eleanor? 385 00:18:58,875 --> 00:19:00,080 She is such a gossip. 386 00:19:00,188 --> 00:19:01,760 Okay, hairapist, 387 00:19:01,868 --> 00:19:02,862 what would you have done? 388 00:19:02,967 --> 00:19:04,770 I would've told Trina how that made me feel, 389 00:19:04,875 --> 00:19:08,110 and that is what you should be doing with Daniel and Christina. 390 00:19:08,697 --> 00:19:11,021 - It's too hard. - Why, Betty? 391 00:19:11,126 --> 00:19:12,691 Because you don't want them to see how hurt you are? 392 00:19:12,727 --> 00:19:14,790 Because you're afraid that you're gonna lose them? 393 00:19:15,126 --> 00:19:16,311 Haven't you already? 394 00:19:16,417 --> 00:19:19,340 I thought you said jobs were just about paychecks. 395 00:19:19,448 --> 00:19:21,113 Obviously not for you. 396 00:19:26,235 --> 00:19:27,350 Wow. 397 00:19:29,127 --> 00:19:31,433 I've never known anyone who's been blackmailed before. 398 00:19:31,577 --> 00:19:33,113 It's so "All my children"... 399 00:19:33,215 --> 00:19:35,140 which I used to watch with my mother, 400 00:19:35,245 --> 00:19:37,551 and I don't know why I just said that. 401 00:19:37,655 --> 00:19:41,300 Look, I'm sorry I dumped all this on you. 402 00:19:42,315 --> 00:19:44,560 I guess I needed to talk to someone. 403 00:19:45,837 --> 00:19:48,240 There aren't that many people here to do that with. 404 00:19:48,347 --> 00:19:49,541 Yeah, 405 00:19:50,415 --> 00:19:52,002 I miss Betty, too. 406 00:19:53,718 --> 00:19:56,081 Well, she warned me about screwing up. 407 00:19:56,667 --> 00:19:58,841 I know I was drunk, but I never thought 408 00:19:58,946 --> 00:20:01,903 Petra could be underage. 409 00:20:02,006 --> 00:20:03,253 Well, it sounds like you were set up. 410 00:20:03,285 --> 00:20:05,000 That doesn't change anything. 411 00:20:06,085 --> 00:20:08,161 Maybe I should face the consequences. 412 00:20:08,266 --> 00:20:11,153 No, you have to get Alexis to put Petra on the cover. 413 00:20:11,255 --> 00:20:12,452 Look, I tried that. 414 00:20:12,556 --> 00:20:15,330 Well, if you--if you tell her what's going on, then she'll do it. 415 00:20:15,436 --> 00:20:17,633 Uh, yeah. You don't know Alexis. 416 00:20:17,736 --> 00:20:19,270 She is family. 417 00:20:19,376 --> 00:20:21,242 It has to count for something. 418 00:20:22,665 --> 00:20:25,930 Oh, and Wilhelmina flipped for the jacket you gave me. 419 00:20:26,037 --> 00:20:27,150 How much do you love me? 420 00:20:27,255 --> 00:20:29,753 Hmm... it's Matt Damon, and then you. 421 00:20:29,856 --> 00:20:32,161 Oh, one thing-- she hated those buttons. 422 00:20:32,267 --> 00:20:34,581 If you've got them on anything else, burn them. 423 00:20:34,685 --> 00:20:35,480 Really? 424 00:20:35,588 --> 00:20:38,191 Yeah, and now that I think about it, you might wanna take the sequins off 425 00:20:38,227 --> 00:20:39,372 that black cocktail. 426 00:20:39,476 --> 00:20:41,542 Sequins remind her of the bad times at 54. 427 00:20:41,648 --> 00:20:43,132 What about the capris? 428 00:20:43,238 --> 00:20:46,162 How does she feel about tortoise shell? 429 00:20:46,266 --> 00:20:47,521 Okay, okay, okay. 430 00:20:47,628 --> 00:20:49,173 Mucho, mucho big favor. 431 00:20:49,275 --> 00:20:50,883 Could you please come to my studio tonight 432 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:53,201 and tell me what Ms. Slater will love 433 00:20:53,307 --> 00:20:54,563 and what she will hate? 434 00:20:54,667 --> 00:20:57,430 Please. This is such a big opportunity for me. 435 00:20:57,537 --> 00:20:59,712 Well, if fashion duty calls... 436 00:20:59,817 --> 00:21:01,731 and I do love free clothes. 437 00:21:01,836 --> 00:21:03,541 There will be free clothes, right? 438 00:21:03,646 --> 00:21:04,943 Plenty. 439 00:21:11,035 --> 00:21:13,890 After the shoot, perhaps you will join me for dinner? 440 00:21:13,995 --> 00:21:15,982 There's this little restaurant I know, 441 00:21:16,088 --> 00:21:18,383 and I would love to take you there. 442 00:21:19,315 --> 00:21:21,992 I'm afraid I have a lot of work to do. 443 00:21:22,235 --> 00:21:25,092 But thank you for the invitation. 444 00:21:25,495 --> 00:21:29,420 I'll keep myself available in case you change your mind. 445 00:21:33,337 --> 00:21:35,751 I see you've met Rodrigo. 446 00:21:36,185 --> 00:21:38,320 Quite a specimen, isn't he? 447 00:21:39,528 --> 00:21:40,873 I guess. 448 00:21:41,808 --> 00:21:43,420 He asked me out to dinner. 449 00:21:43,528 --> 00:21:44,870 And you said? 450 00:21:44,978 --> 00:21:47,243 - No. - Alexis, why? 451 00:21:47,346 --> 00:21:49,723 Because it's dinner, and that means sex. 452 00:21:49,826 --> 00:21:50,831 I know that. 453 00:21:50,938 --> 00:21:52,051 I used to be a guy. 454 00:21:52,158 --> 00:21:53,561 And what's wrong with sex? 455 00:21:53,666 --> 00:21:55,653 Well, I haven't-- it's-- 456 00:21:55,758 --> 00:21:56,992 I haven't exac-- 457 00:21:57,098 --> 00:21:58,572 Ever since I-- 458 00:21:59,367 --> 00:22:00,690 I haven't... 459 00:22:00,798 --> 00:22:03,490 Taken the new car out for a test drive? 460 00:22:03,596 --> 00:22:04,870 That's one way to put it. 461 00:22:04,976 --> 00:22:07,101 Oh, Alexis. What are you waiting for? 462 00:22:07,208 --> 00:22:12,093 Sooner or later, someone's gonna have to put the key in the ignition. 463 00:22:23,147 --> 00:22:25,873 Alexis, I am being blackmailed by the girl's mother. 464 00:22:25,977 --> 00:22:29,073 Either we put Petra on the cover, or they'll go to the police. 465 00:22:29,176 --> 00:22:31,023 My total lack of surprise-- 466 00:22:31,125 --> 00:22:32,783 is it real or is it botox? 467 00:22:32,888 --> 00:22:34,850 I need your help, Alexis. 468 00:22:35,166 --> 00:22:36,411 This is not funny! 469 00:22:36,516 --> 00:22:37,473 Yeah, it is, 470 00:22:37,575 --> 00:22:40,080 because you're the one our father trusts. 471 00:22:40,186 --> 00:22:42,830 Just this morning, he offered me $10 million to resign 472 00:22:42,935 --> 00:22:44,610 and leave you in charge of "Mode." 473 00:22:44,715 --> 00:22:46,331 Look, I didn't know that. 474 00:22:46,877 --> 00:22:49,430 But you can't hold this against me. 475 00:22:49,537 --> 00:22:52,600 Sorry, Danny, but you just became a little pawn in this game. 476 00:22:52,705 --> 00:22:55,552 You want miss Teen Kazakhstan on the cover? 477 00:22:55,656 --> 00:22:57,312 You're gonna be the one to resign. 478 00:22:57,416 --> 00:23:00,161 So, what, you'd screw me over just to piss off dad? 479 00:23:00,866 --> 00:23:02,050 Yep. 480 00:23:03,008 --> 00:23:05,321 You have a cold heart, Alexis. 481 00:23:05,425 --> 00:23:08,280 Had it installed with the other upgrades. 482 00:23:11,755 --> 00:23:14,163 Here you go, Santos. 483 00:23:16,448 --> 00:23:17,670 Have a bite. 484 00:23:19,755 --> 00:23:21,081 You first. 485 00:23:21,208 --> 00:23:23,172 What are you being so suspicious for? 486 00:23:23,275 --> 00:23:25,971 Can't a man have a meal with his daughter's... 487 00:23:26,677 --> 00:23:28,441 What exactly are you two? 488 00:23:28,547 --> 00:23:29,873 We're dating. 489 00:23:30,635 --> 00:23:32,501 Is that why you called me over? 490 00:23:32,807 --> 00:23:34,571 I wanna have a little chat. 491 00:23:34,986 --> 00:23:36,881 Let me take you back in time. 492 00:23:37,125 --> 00:23:39,893 1995--remember that year? 493 00:23:39,996 --> 00:23:40,972 Yeah, sure. 494 00:23:41,077 --> 00:23:42,451 Knicks lost in the play-offs. 495 00:23:42,556 --> 00:23:43,771 Braves won the series. 496 00:23:43,877 --> 00:23:46,251 "Sunset Boulevard" won the Tony for best musical. 497 00:23:47,205 --> 00:23:51,123 Yeah. Justin made me a Broadway-a-day calendar. 498 00:23:51,508 --> 00:23:54,501 That was also the year when my daughter spent a month crying in her bedroom 499 00:23:54,508 --> 00:23:56,033 because she was pregnant 500 00:23:56,138 --> 00:23:57,823 and you walked out on her. 501 00:23:58,308 --> 00:24:00,330 Look, man, are we gonna do this again? 502 00:24:01,435 --> 00:24:03,293 12 years later, and I still gotta prove to you-- 503 00:24:03,327 --> 00:24:05,143 You don't have to prove anything to me, Santos. 504 00:24:05,178 --> 00:24:06,790 I don't care enough about you. 505 00:24:06,896 --> 00:24:10,032 But for some reason, my daughter and my grandson do. 506 00:24:10,288 --> 00:24:12,220 Look, you walked away once. 507 00:24:12,328 --> 00:24:14,450 We both know you're gonna walk away again. 508 00:24:14,607 --> 00:24:16,112 So do it now, 509 00:24:16,328 --> 00:24:18,692 before anyone starts dreaming about a future 510 00:24:18,798 --> 00:24:20,812 that's never going to happen. 511 00:24:37,836 --> 00:24:40,112 My assistant said you were looking for me. 512 00:24:40,306 --> 00:24:41,472 Yes. 513 00:24:41,966 --> 00:24:44,463 I've been thinking about your offer for dinner tonight, 514 00:24:44,567 --> 00:24:48,130 and now I'm thinking... yes! 515 00:24:48,235 --> 00:24:49,651 Excellent. 516 00:24:51,388 --> 00:24:54,961 But there's something we should talk about first. 517 00:24:55,295 --> 00:24:59,321 I don't know how this is possible, but I guess you don't know... 518 00:24:59,426 --> 00:25:01,013 That you used to be a man? 519 00:25:01,628 --> 00:25:02,910 That made it to Brazil? 520 00:25:03,018 --> 00:25:05,460 You're international, Alexis Meade... 521 00:25:05,565 --> 00:25:07,250 like the House of Pancakes. 522 00:25:09,876 --> 00:25:11,713 It's nice to see you laugh. 523 00:25:12,216 --> 00:25:14,743 You have so much sadness in your eyes. 524 00:25:17,708 --> 00:25:20,002 I don't care about who you were. 525 00:25:20,108 --> 00:25:22,552 I want to know who you are now. 526 00:25:27,177 --> 00:25:28,790 See you around 8:00. 527 00:25:38,835 --> 00:25:40,303 Christina? 528 00:25:41,505 --> 00:25:42,991 Hello? 529 00:25:50,998 --> 00:25:56,071 "Christina, we must talk." 530 00:25:56,847 --> 00:25:58,700 Okay, that's too scary. 531 00:25:59,998 --> 00:26:01,660 What do I say? 532 00:26:03,548 --> 00:26:05,543 God, I want an ice cream sundae. 533 00:26:05,646 --> 00:26:08,353 Chocolate sauce? No, hot fudge. 534 00:26:08,458 --> 00:26:10,323 Nuts? No nuts? 535 00:26:10,425 --> 00:26:12,133 Yeah, go for the nuts. Why not? 536 00:26:12,236 --> 00:26:14,030 Okay, uh, focus. 537 00:26:15,327 --> 00:26:20,032 "Christina, can we please talk?" 538 00:26:36,005 --> 00:26:37,223 Betty! 539 00:26:37,797 --> 00:26:39,631 Henry. Hi. 540 00:26:39,737 --> 00:26:41,550 I put your paycheck in your desk. 541 00:26:41,657 --> 00:26:43,460 Are you feeling better? I didn't think you'd be back. 542 00:26:43,497 --> 00:26:46,600 Uh, I kind of felt I had to. 543 00:26:46,707 --> 00:26:48,143 So you heard about Daniel? 544 00:26:48,248 --> 00:26:50,070 What? No. 545 00:26:50,175 --> 00:26:51,330 What do you mean? 546 00:26:54,966 --> 00:26:56,503 Betty, what are you doing? 547 00:26:56,607 --> 00:26:58,991 You and me have a lot to talk about. 548 00:26:59,097 --> 00:27:00,703 But first, us. 549 00:27:00,807 --> 00:27:02,230 I shouldn't have shut you out. 550 00:27:02,338 --> 00:27:04,891 That was wrong of me. But you were more wrong. 551 00:27:04,997 --> 00:27:07,083 You really hurt me at that club. 552 00:27:07,185 --> 00:27:08,391 I know. 553 00:27:09,017 --> 00:27:11,553 I am sorry. I messed up. 554 00:27:11,967 --> 00:27:13,883 I didn't mean those things I said. 555 00:27:13,986 --> 00:27:15,123 Good. 556 00:27:15,227 --> 00:27:18,143 Because when you hired me, you got more than an assistant. 557 00:27:18,246 --> 00:27:19,400 You got a friend. 558 00:27:19,505 --> 00:27:23,191 And it's just who I am, Daniel. If you screw up, I'm gonna tell you, 559 00:27:23,296 --> 00:27:24,821 whether you like it or not. 560 00:27:24,925 --> 00:27:26,801 I know. I need that. 561 00:27:26,915 --> 00:27:28,601 I need you, Betty. 562 00:27:31,697 --> 00:27:34,091 So are we okay? 563 00:27:35,648 --> 00:27:37,281 Of course we are. 564 00:27:37,737 --> 00:27:41,541 16! Are you crazy? What the hell were you thinking?! 565 00:27:41,646 --> 00:27:43,711 I was thinking she was a lot older. 566 00:27:43,816 --> 00:27:45,630 I swear. I had no idea. 567 00:27:45,738 --> 00:27:47,850 Okay, I believe you. I believe you. 568 00:27:47,955 --> 00:27:50,102 But what are we--16! 569 00:27:50,208 --> 00:27:51,691 I know. I-I know. 570 00:27:51,795 --> 00:27:53,000 Okay. 571 00:27:53,915 --> 00:27:55,491 How do we fix this? 572 00:27:55,757 --> 00:27:57,461 There's only one option. 573 00:27:58,157 --> 00:27:59,752 I have to resign. 574 00:28:00,505 --> 00:28:03,993 Alexis is gonna be running this magazine from now on. 575 00:28:04,906 --> 00:28:06,691 Ah, yes. 576 00:28:06,795 --> 00:28:08,000 Pink silk? 577 00:28:08,106 --> 00:28:10,343 Petal, yes. Fuchsia, no. 578 00:28:10,445 --> 00:28:11,891 Amanda, I love you. 579 00:28:11,998 --> 00:28:14,010 You are totally saving my behind. 580 00:28:14,116 --> 00:28:16,841 More like an a-plus-hind. 581 00:28:19,087 --> 00:28:22,542 Oh, can I please, please, please try this on? 582 00:28:22,648 --> 00:28:23,421 Please! 583 00:28:23,525 --> 00:28:25,170 Sure. Dressing room's down the hall. 584 00:28:25,275 --> 00:28:27,452 Oh, like you care, Nancy. 585 00:28:27,758 --> 00:28:30,491 So anyway, we should totally do lunch on tuesday 586 00:28:30,596 --> 00:28:32,070 after your meeting at Balthazar. 587 00:28:32,178 --> 00:28:34,920 We can celebrate with oysters and champagne. 588 00:28:35,026 --> 00:28:36,753 How does that sound? 589 00:28:38,838 --> 00:28:40,273 Oh, my god. 590 00:28:40,377 --> 00:28:42,830 Is that--do you have a-- 591 00:28:43,296 --> 00:28:45,853 Are you thinking about Matt Damon right now? 592 00:28:50,086 --> 00:28:52,323 I have a little confession to make. 593 00:28:56,578 --> 00:28:57,851 You going out with Santos again? 594 00:28:57,948 --> 00:28:58,920 Yeah. 595 00:28:59,026 --> 00:28:59,871 Is he late? 596 00:28:59,977 --> 00:29:02,002 A few minutes, but he'll be here. 597 00:29:02,108 --> 00:29:03,462 He's gonna honk twice. 598 00:29:03,565 --> 00:29:04,811 Classy. 599 00:29:04,918 --> 00:29:06,790 You know what? Maybe I'll wait outside for him. 600 00:29:06,876 --> 00:29:09,743 Hilda, maybe he's not coming. 601 00:29:09,848 --> 00:29:11,210 Will you stop it? 602 00:29:11,316 --> 00:29:13,632 Mija, this is Santos. 603 00:29:13,745 --> 00:29:16,160 I just don't want you disappointed if-- 604 00:29:21,388 --> 00:29:22,481 Hi. 605 00:29:23,236 --> 00:29:24,850 What are you doing here? 606 00:29:24,955 --> 00:29:26,500 Why didn't you honk? 607 00:29:26,755 --> 00:29:28,742 We don't need to sneak around anymore. 608 00:29:30,085 --> 00:29:31,380 What? 609 00:29:32,657 --> 00:29:33,993 What are you doing? 610 00:29:34,316 --> 00:29:37,402 What I should have done when "Sunset Boulevard" won the Tony. 611 00:29:42,026 --> 00:29:43,500 I love you, Hilda... 612 00:29:46,645 --> 00:29:48,782 and I want you to be my wife. 613 00:29:59,958 --> 00:30:01,471 This better be important. 614 00:30:01,578 --> 00:30:03,781 Tyra's about to kill off four top models. 615 00:30:03,886 --> 00:30:05,730 Okay, honey. We need to talk. 616 00:30:05,835 --> 00:30:09,733 I just have to show you something, so sit, sit, sit, sit, sit. 617 00:30:12,198 --> 00:30:15,403 Ooh! Half-karat, emerald-cut. 618 00:30:15,507 --> 00:30:16,691 It's beautiful. 619 00:30:16,797 --> 00:30:18,491 Took dad long enough. 620 00:30:18,597 --> 00:30:20,542 - You mean you knew? - Oh, come on, mom. 621 00:30:20,648 --> 00:30:23,123 Every morning you smell like Paco Rabanne. 622 00:30:23,436 --> 00:30:25,182 So what'd you say? Did you say yes? 623 00:30:25,285 --> 00:30:28,363 I didn't say anything yet. I wanted to talk to you first. 624 00:30:28,467 --> 00:30:29,692 Why? 625 00:30:29,926 --> 00:30:32,413 Because this is about us. 626 00:30:32,516 --> 00:30:34,553 It's been you and me for a long time, kid. 627 00:30:34,655 --> 00:30:36,153 This is your decision, too. 628 00:30:36,256 --> 00:30:38,053 No, mom. It's not. 629 00:30:38,155 --> 00:30:40,391 In a few years, I'm gonna be out of this house. 630 00:30:40,498 --> 00:30:42,160 So if you wanna marry dad, 631 00:30:42,265 --> 00:30:43,570 don't do it for me. 632 00:30:43,677 --> 00:30:45,241 Do it cause you love him. 633 00:30:46,858 --> 00:30:48,221 I love you. 634 00:30:58,525 --> 00:31:01,410 Before I sign this, I have one condition. 635 00:31:02,217 --> 00:31:04,960 You're not really in much of a position to bargain, Daniel. 636 00:31:05,067 --> 00:31:07,540 Look, I've given you everything you want. 637 00:31:07,945 --> 00:31:10,650 Just make sure Betty has a job here. 638 00:31:15,397 --> 00:31:17,992 I can't believe Alexis is doing this to Daniel. 639 00:31:18,127 --> 00:31:19,293 They're family. 640 00:31:19,396 --> 00:31:21,192 Even Erica Kane forgave her daughter Kendall 641 00:31:21,295 --> 00:31:23,033 when she slept with her fourth husband. 642 00:31:23,135 --> 00:31:24,171 "All my children." 643 00:31:24,275 --> 00:31:25,831 It's just something I know. 644 00:31:28,385 --> 00:31:29,860 What are you two doing here? 645 00:31:29,965 --> 00:31:33,231 Oh, they wanted to do test shots for Petra's cover next month. 646 00:31:33,335 --> 00:31:36,231 Oh, well, you must be so proud of how you got this for your daughter. 647 00:31:36,336 --> 00:31:38,883 Maybe we should put you on the cover of our mother's day issue. 648 00:31:38,988 --> 00:31:41,490 One cover girl in the family is enough. 649 00:32:04,288 --> 00:32:05,481 Excuse me. 650 00:32:06,035 --> 00:32:07,772 There's no smoking in here. 651 00:32:13,465 --> 00:32:14,851 You got I.D.? 652 00:32:20,576 --> 00:32:21,922 Oh, my god! 653 00:32:22,028 --> 00:32:23,260 What are you doing? 654 00:32:24,315 --> 00:32:26,493 Daniel, stop! You don't have to do this. 655 00:32:26,595 --> 00:32:27,923 She's not 16. 656 00:32:28,027 --> 00:32:29,652 Give me back that purse! 657 00:32:32,938 --> 00:32:34,801 Actually, she's 38. 658 00:32:34,906 --> 00:32:36,353 And I thought my work was good. 659 00:32:36,457 --> 00:32:37,793 That's Lena. 660 00:32:38,287 --> 00:32:39,973 - No! No, no, no! - Betty! 661 00:32:47,278 --> 00:32:48,871 - She's 20! - Yes! 662 00:32:48,977 --> 00:32:51,852 I told you not to carry it in your purse! Idiot! 663 00:32:53,158 --> 00:32:54,832 Shut up, Lena! 664 00:32:54,937 --> 00:32:58,172 I can't believe this was a scam. You almost ruined my life. 665 00:32:59,845 --> 00:33:01,763 I guess I'm not going anywhere. 666 00:33:02,317 --> 00:33:03,851 Unbelievable. 667 00:33:06,916 --> 00:33:08,982 You should ask for a raise. 668 00:33:12,105 --> 00:33:14,322 Henry! Can you believe it? 669 00:33:14,428 --> 00:33:16,991 We saved the day! I am totally Wonder Woman! 670 00:33:17,096 --> 00:33:19,381 And I snatched a purse! I'm kind of a bad ass. 671 00:33:19,487 --> 00:33:20,661 You are! 672 00:33:24,678 --> 00:33:26,002 I missed you. 673 00:33:26,546 --> 00:33:28,141 I missed you, too. 674 00:33:37,488 --> 00:33:39,213 So did I turn you straight? 675 00:33:39,317 --> 00:33:42,481 'Cause I have turned some guys-- just mostly the other way. 676 00:33:42,586 --> 00:33:45,280 No. Um, I'm--I'm straight... 677 00:33:45,386 --> 00:33:48,253 just, uh, in the closet. 678 00:33:48,357 --> 00:33:52,161 Oh, wow. The straight closet. 679 00:33:52,586 --> 00:33:54,021 So what's hanging in there? 680 00:33:54,126 --> 00:33:55,881 A lot of flannel? 681 00:33:58,096 --> 00:34:00,450 It's the fashion business. 682 00:34:00,626 --> 00:34:02,523 That's the only way I could get my foot in the door. 683 00:34:02,555 --> 00:34:05,052 No one will even look at a straight guy's portfolio. 684 00:34:05,156 --> 00:34:08,640 You know, this is just like the time I pretended to be a lesbian 685 00:34:08,746 --> 00:34:11,340 to get Kay Schmidt to do my math homework in junior high. 686 00:34:11,445 --> 00:34:13,370 Don't you judge me, you big faux-mo. 687 00:34:13,477 --> 00:34:15,952 I wish there was a way we could make this work. 688 00:34:16,057 --> 00:34:17,790 Well, who says we can't? 689 00:34:17,897 --> 00:34:20,881 When we're in public, I could be part of your entourage. 690 00:34:20,986 --> 00:34:22,652 And when we're alone, 691 00:34:22,755 --> 00:34:24,191 you're straight, 692 00:34:24,295 --> 00:34:25,590 and I'm naked. 693 00:34:25,696 --> 00:34:27,031 You're really up for this? 694 00:34:27,138 --> 00:34:28,313 Please. 695 00:34:28,415 --> 00:34:30,782 Great sex and free clothes? 696 00:34:31,495 --> 00:34:32,973 There will be free clothes, right? 697 00:34:33,077 --> 00:34:34,271 Plenty. 698 00:34:48,967 --> 00:34:50,890 I had a really bad day. 699 00:34:53,118 --> 00:34:55,122 Any chance we could skip dinner? 700 00:35:09,186 --> 00:35:11,380 Do you need a condom? I've got one in my wallet? 701 00:35:11,875 --> 00:35:14,361 This is your first time as a girl, isn't it? 702 00:35:23,557 --> 00:35:25,992 It's just too scary for me right now. 703 00:35:26,638 --> 00:35:28,682 I know you're here and everything, but... 704 00:35:29,378 --> 00:35:31,891 I just can't have my heart broken again. 705 00:35:32,578 --> 00:35:34,141 So you're gonna break my heart? 706 00:35:34,246 --> 00:35:37,433 Baby, why do we have to rush into everything? 707 00:35:37,536 --> 00:35:40,242 We're not kids anymore. I just--I wanna make sure 708 00:35:40,346 --> 00:35:42,660 that we are doing this for the right reasons. 709 00:35:42,765 --> 00:35:45,902 The reason I proposed to you is because I love you, Hilda. 710 00:35:46,775 --> 00:35:48,771 Can you honestly look at me right now 711 00:35:48,875 --> 00:35:50,853 and tell me that you don't love me? 712 00:36:06,885 --> 00:36:09,850 I love you. I do. I love you. 713 00:36:11,738 --> 00:36:13,301 Santos! 714 00:36:14,935 --> 00:36:16,391 Santos! 715 00:36:17,157 --> 00:36:18,221 Hilda. 716 00:36:19,206 --> 00:36:20,520 Thank god. 717 00:36:41,326 --> 00:36:46,373 Wow. That was... worth becoming a woman for. 718 00:36:46,756 --> 00:36:48,893 Why did I have to meet you only days 719 00:36:48,998 --> 00:36:50,971 before I go back to Brazil? 720 00:36:51,075 --> 00:36:53,281 I wish I could go with you. 721 00:36:54,297 --> 00:36:55,812 Why don't you? 722 00:36:55,915 --> 00:36:57,213 Yeah, right. 723 00:36:57,318 --> 00:36:58,652 I'm serious. 724 00:36:58,928 --> 00:37:01,093 Why don't you come back to Brazil with me? 725 00:37:01,318 --> 00:37:03,430 After what you told me about your family, 726 00:37:03,535 --> 00:37:04,972 what's keeping you here? 727 00:37:05,606 --> 00:37:07,072 It's crazy, isn't it? 728 00:37:07,175 --> 00:37:09,623 I have a beautiful place in Leblon, 729 00:37:09,726 --> 00:37:11,393 right on the beach. 730 00:37:11,497 --> 00:37:14,292 You can come for a week... 731 00:37:15,208 --> 00:37:16,771 a month... 732 00:37:18,078 --> 00:37:20,173 Careful what you ask for. 733 00:37:21,136 --> 00:37:23,203 I may never wanna come back. 734 00:37:28,458 --> 00:37:29,570 Betty! 735 00:37:30,276 --> 00:37:33,953 I think we deserve some champagne. 736 00:37:34,348 --> 00:37:36,160 Oh, wait. How old are you? 737 00:37:37,896 --> 00:37:39,291 What, it's too soon? 738 00:37:39,396 --> 00:37:42,082 You really think this is something we should be celebrating? 739 00:37:42,185 --> 00:37:43,420 Oh, I don't know. Let's see... 740 00:37:43,528 --> 00:37:45,233 I could've gone to jail. I'm not. 741 00:37:45,338 --> 00:37:47,073 I could've lost the magazine. I didn't. 742 00:37:47,177 --> 00:37:49,001 Yeah, I think it's time to party. 743 00:37:49,106 --> 00:37:50,482 Daniel... 744 00:37:50,738 --> 00:37:51,950 Do me a favor. 745 00:37:52,057 --> 00:37:54,290 I'd like you to call those girls I met at Trump's party. 746 00:37:54,385 --> 00:37:56,281 See if they wanna hook up later tonight. 747 00:37:56,685 --> 00:37:59,923 See, I'm officially celebrating the end of Petra-gate. 748 00:38:00,027 --> 00:38:01,342 Are you kidding? 749 00:38:01,448 --> 00:38:04,471 What? They're old. They're, like, 20... something. 750 00:38:04,578 --> 00:38:07,893 Okay, as your friend, I think I should tell you, 751 00:38:07,998 --> 00:38:09,963 I think you have a problem. 752 00:38:10,305 --> 00:38:13,543 You sleep with women to distract yourself from what's going on in your life. 753 00:38:13,646 --> 00:38:15,261 You're using them like a drug. 754 00:38:15,366 --> 00:38:17,651 - Come on. - No, I'm serious, Daniel. 755 00:38:17,756 --> 00:38:19,263 I did some research on the internet, 756 00:38:19,367 --> 00:38:21,621 and I really think you need professional help. 757 00:38:21,726 --> 00:38:23,150 Betty, really, 758 00:38:23,256 --> 00:38:25,121 I appreciate your concern, 759 00:38:25,225 --> 00:38:27,130 but we can talk about this in the morning. 760 00:38:27,236 --> 00:38:28,533 - Daniel... - Tomorrow. 761 00:38:28,637 --> 00:38:30,303 I promise. First thing. 762 00:38:39,995 --> 00:38:42,472 Maybe I should have told you all of this before, 763 00:38:42,578 --> 00:38:44,523 but I couldn't. 764 00:38:46,227 --> 00:38:48,540 Do you understand how hurt I am? 765 00:38:48,647 --> 00:38:51,092 Yeah. I do. 766 00:38:52,486 --> 00:38:55,442 Still don't quite see how "Carrie" and the prom fit in, but... 767 00:38:57,738 --> 00:38:59,531 I'm glad we've talked. 768 00:38:59,896 --> 00:39:02,322 And I can't say this enough, Betty. 769 00:39:02,425 --> 00:39:03,821 I am so sorry. 770 00:39:03,926 --> 00:39:06,421 I know. I know. 771 00:39:09,278 --> 00:39:12,971 So how deep into this whole Wilhelmina thing are you? 772 00:39:13,076 --> 00:39:15,823 Oh, just enough to hate myself a little bit every day, 773 00:39:15,927 --> 00:39:16,940 but it stops now. 774 00:39:17,047 --> 00:39:19,730 Tomorrow morning, I'm gonna tell her to piss off. 775 00:39:19,837 --> 00:39:23,432 Christina... just don't do anything that's gonna get you in trouble. 776 00:39:23,538 --> 00:39:24,811 I have to do something. 777 00:39:24,917 --> 00:39:27,912 Maybe I could get some information that would help you and Daniel. 778 00:39:28,017 --> 00:39:30,232 She's always yakking away in front of me. 779 00:39:30,336 --> 00:39:33,703 Do you know she makes her cleaning lady use the bathroom at the Korean market? 780 00:39:33,808 --> 00:39:35,043 Yeah. 781 00:39:35,866 --> 00:39:36,950 Okay. 782 00:39:37,055 --> 00:39:40,141 I think I've had enough intrigue for one day. 783 00:39:40,297 --> 00:39:41,562 I'm gonna get out of here. 784 00:39:41,667 --> 00:39:43,461 Do you wanna maybe grab a bite to eat? 785 00:39:43,565 --> 00:39:45,242 Or go for a sundae? 786 00:39:46,487 --> 00:39:48,822 You wrote it on a post-it... twice. 787 00:39:50,707 --> 00:39:52,303 Not tonight. 788 00:39:53,328 --> 00:39:54,691 But soon? 789 00:39:56,606 --> 00:39:57,853 Okay. 790 00:40:06,008 --> 00:40:08,603 Good work. I'm very pleased. 791 00:40:09,218 --> 00:40:12,342 The rest of the money will come when the job is done. 792 00:40:13,885 --> 00:40:17,281 Along with a promotion to editor-in-chief of "Mode Brazil." 793 00:40:17,385 --> 00:40:20,982 You get her out of the country, and you'll have everything you ever wanted. 794 00:40:21,407 --> 00:40:22,913 It's only a matter of time. 795 00:40:23,018 --> 00:40:24,702 She's already hooked. 796 00:40:28,508 --> 00:40:29,503 You're a genius. 797 00:40:30,917 --> 00:40:34,693 Having Rodrigo lure Alexis out of the country was a brilliant idea. 798 00:40:34,795 --> 00:40:37,741 Well, I knew the bribe would never work with Alexis. 799 00:40:37,848 --> 00:40:42,111 She's lonely. Little orphan tranny needs a man. 800 00:40:43,778 --> 00:40:45,592 How did I go this long without you? 801 00:40:45,698 --> 00:40:49,101 Oh, I was asking myself the same thing. 802 00:40:49,207 --> 00:40:51,183 We are the perfect team, Bradford. 803 00:40:51,287 --> 00:40:54,183 It's like we were destined to be together. 804 00:40:54,445 --> 00:40:58,683 Willie, what we have is wonderful, 805 00:40:58,865 --> 00:41:02,113 but I need to tell you the same thing I told Fey-- 806 00:41:02,255 --> 00:41:04,540 I'm never gonna divorce Claire. 807 00:41:05,365 --> 00:41:06,823 Of course. 808 00:41:07,435 --> 00:41:10,712 We're just, um, having fun. 809 00:41:10,816 --> 00:41:12,613 So let's have some fun. 810 00:41:13,037 --> 00:41:16,500 Oh... you took one of your pills? 811 00:41:16,607 --> 00:41:17,932 With you... 812 00:41:18,308 --> 00:41:20,880 I don't think I'll ever need to take one again. 813 00:41:21,608 --> 00:41:24,082 Come here, my evil minx. 814 00:41:34,938 --> 00:41:36,530 Oh, my god! 815 00:41:36,636 --> 00:41:38,512 - This is so amazing! - I know. 816 00:41:38,615 --> 00:41:40,490 I'm gonna bring home every wedding issue of "Mode," 817 00:41:40,526 --> 00:41:42,742 and then you can pick your favorite dress, and we'll go to the Bride Queen 818 00:41:42,777 --> 00:41:43,772 and get a total knock-off. 819 00:41:43,808 --> 00:41:45,672 Okay, but I wanna show cleavage. 820 00:41:45,778 --> 00:41:47,220 Oh, that's a new look for you. 821 00:41:47,327 --> 00:41:49,043 Oh, my god. I gotta get to work. 822 00:41:49,148 --> 00:41:50,743 Oh, and I'm gonna be late tonight. 823 00:41:50,846 --> 00:41:52,833 I'm gonna have dinner with Trina. 824 00:41:53,356 --> 00:41:55,543 Yes, I called her. 825 00:41:55,647 --> 00:41:57,280 And it's great that she went to the prom. 826 00:41:57,305 --> 00:41:59,031 You know she ended up marrying Sam Pappas? 827 00:41:59,136 --> 00:42:00,101 Ow. No way. 828 00:42:00,207 --> 00:42:01,520 They make choke collars for dogs. 829 00:42:01,538 --> 00:42:02,712 They're very happy. 830 00:42:02,827 --> 00:42:03,920 Morning. 831 00:42:04,025 --> 00:42:05,601 Morning, papi. 832 00:42:06,386 --> 00:42:07,920 Are you okay? 833 00:42:08,718 --> 00:42:11,301 I just had a talk with my new lawyer. 834 00:42:11,465 --> 00:42:12,860 What's wrong? 835 00:42:13,617 --> 00:42:15,730 They're sending me back to Mexico.